Saturday, February 06, 2010
My Father’s Homage To My Detox
Posted by Missy W. @ 3:55 AM
My father wrote a poem for me about my detox, which he sent to me via text, natch. He was especially proud of the tofu line.
No coffee, no tea
And no meat I see.
No beer, no gin
Where de fun begin?
No milk, no cream?
Of gigantic feasts
You’ll dream.
No wheat, no rye
No tarts, no pie.
Corn’s taboo.
Tofu too?
All that juice,
Pot a soup?
Sounds like
Really healthy goop.
But glad to hear you’re
Fit and well,
Robust, eager,
Feeling swell.
Keep me posted,
Let me know.
How this Spartan
Eating go.
And here’s mine:
My Dad’s RAD.







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